{"id":599,"date":"2015-12-22T15:15:12","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T15:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/?p=599"},"modified":"2015-12-22T15:15:12","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T15:15:12","slug":"funny-new-years-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/funny-new-years-resolutions\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny New Years Resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>You know you&#8217;re never going to stick at them anyway!<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s tradition that as the 1st of January comes around each year we all make a New Years resolution. Generally this is to stop something or do more of something and generally it tends to go out of the window come the 1st of February; March at a push (but it&#8217;s the taking part that counts ey?!). So if you&#8217;re stuck on what to pick this year here&#8217;s a few pointers:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>1) Love yourself like Kanye loves himself\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a whole lotta love<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-601 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-LOVE-copy.png\" alt=\"NEW YEARS RESOLUTION\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-LOVE-copy.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-LOVE-copy-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-LOVE-copy-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-LOVE-copy-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>2) Believe in yourself like Kanye believes in himself<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Can you see the theme here? We can all be Presidents! (or Prime Ministers here in the UK&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-602 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-PRESIDENT.png\" alt=\"New Years Resolution\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-PRESIDENT.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-PRESIDENT-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-PRESIDENT-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/KANYE-PRESIDENT-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>3) Spend less time talking to people and more time on your phone<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I can see a lot of people being reeeeally good at this one&#8230; maybe it should be the other way around?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-615 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-1.png\" alt=\"new years resolution 1\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-1.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-1-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>4) Write out all of your antics from New Years Eve and write STOP beside them<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Because lets face it, NYE is always a messy night. This also works great for last minute resolutions!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-603 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/nye-correct.png\" alt=\"new years resolutions\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/nye-correct.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/nye-correct-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/nye-correct-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/nye-correct-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>5) Stop boring your boss with the same sick day excuses, think of some new ones!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re going to work out what&#8217;s going on soon enough.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-616 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-2.png\" alt=\"new years resolution 2\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-2.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-2-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-2-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-2-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>6) Watch the shows you&#8217;ve neglected on Netflix<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This time of year is about sharing the love, they deserve it too!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-604 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/netflix-copy.png\" alt=\"new years resolution\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/netflix-copy.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/netflix-copy-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/netflix-copy-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/netflix-copy-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>7) Stick to your New Years resolution for more than a week<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Okay so this is a secondary resolution I guess, but the point is still there.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-617 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-3.png\" alt=\"new years resolution 3\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-3.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-3-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-3-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-3-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>8) Actually find out what the word resolution means<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It might make sticking to one easier.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-605 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/resolution.png\" alt=\"new years resolution\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/resolution.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/resolution-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/resolution-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/resolution-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><strong>9) #NewYearNewMe<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Honestly I&#8217;m not too sure why anybody says this, it never happens. If you wanna try though, go for it! #FreshStart<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-625 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-8.png\" alt=\"new years resolution 8\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-8.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-8-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-8-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-8-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>10) Complete resolutions from 2014 that were made in 2013 and planned in 2012<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Did we forget about those? Whoopsie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-618 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-4.png\" alt=\"new years resolution 4\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-4.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-4-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-4-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-4-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>11) Become a &#8216;cooler&#8217; person<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Inspired by Honey Boo Boo herself.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-606 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/honey-boo-boo.png\" alt=\"new years resolution\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/honey-boo-boo.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/honey-boo-boo-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/honey-boo-boo-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/honey-boo-boo-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>12) Stop editing your pictures on social media<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What if you go lost?!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-619 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-5.png\" alt=\"new years resolution 5\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-5.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-5-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-5-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-5-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>13) Buy some bigger jeans<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Exercise is just way too much effort. Comfort and cake all the way!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-620 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-6.png\" alt=\"new years resolution 6\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-6.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-6-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-6-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-years-resolution-6-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>14) Alternatively, have a fat bank account and a thin body<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And try not to mix the two up. Get rich or cry trying!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-609 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/money-cat-copy.png\" alt=\"New years resolution\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/money-cat-copy.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/money-cat-copy-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/money-cat-copy-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/money-cat-copy-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>15) Enjoy 2016 to the most!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-624 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-year-resolutions-9.png\" alt=\"new year resolutions 9\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-year-resolutions-9.png 500w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-year-resolutions-9-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-year-resolutions-9-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blossominggifts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/new-year-resolutions-9-49x49.png 49w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; You know you&#8217;re never going to stick at them anyway! &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":628,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new-year","tag-new-year","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Funny New Years Resolutions | Blossoming Gifts Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Some funny New Years Resolutions that we&#039;re sure you&#039;ll do great at sticking with! 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